When gay men find a place they like, they tend to stick to it. That's why Gran Canaria
is still our resort of choice after 30 years. Accommodation is plentiful and you can get
flights from operators like EasyJet, Jet2, Vueling and RyanAir for little more than £70 return including taxes.
For OutUK Neville Walker reports from Spain.
At about 10:30pm every night of the year there's a shift change at the Yumbo Centre in
Playa del Ingles, Gran Canaria. It's not the staff who are changing over, but the clientele.
Before 10:30pm, families browse cheap leather goods and sportswear. German couples with
lemon sweaters over their shoulders relax with an after-dinner drink.
After 10:30pm - curfew time for families and yellow sweaters - the centre fills with
a very different, hedonistic crowd: higher spending, better haircuts. It may be
the archetypal package-tour resort, but Playa del Ingles with Maspalomas is also the biggest
gay resort in Europe. The Yumbo Centre is very much its epicentre.
Drag artiste Sandra Lumumba's
map lists 47 gay venues there, mostly bars. It's more
than either Soho or Canal Street in Manchester can offer, and it's also very much a
For a while, the two worlds meet and mingle. A few straight tourists stay longer to
take in a drag show, safely risqué and - performers aside - not particularly gay.
But the two worlds are, for all their peaceful co-existence, astonishingly separate.
CATERING FOR GAY VISITORS
For gay tour operators, Gran Canaria represents up to 90% of their winter business.
Despite new trends in gay travel, Gran Canaria and the other gay favourites - Ibiza,
Sitges, Mykonos and, to a lesser extent, Torremolinos, Palma and Benidorm - show no
sign of losing popularity. For these places, gay tourism is an important part of the
local economy, which translates into a welcome for gay visitors rather than just grudging acceptance.
Rob Harkavy, director of one leading gay tour operator says, "Hoteliers love
the fact that we're a gay company because they tend not to get their hotel rooms
or apartments smashed up, and they tend not to get complaints from other residents
about terrible drunken revelry at 4am."|
The established resorts offer facilities
on a massive scale for gay visitors. Sheer size creates a safe and welcoming atmosphere,
and there is little if any reported homophobia or violence against gays.
It would be
hard for new destinations to muscle in - the promise of two gay bars isn't enough: 22
and you might be in business. It's one reason the list of gay favourites changes so little from year to year.
Zipper Video's Euroboy Hard 4 video was filmed in Gran Canaria.
FUN IN THE DUNES
The gay visitor's typical day in Gran Canaria doesn't start early. Most exclusively
gay accommodation isn't in the concrete jungle of Playa del Ingles but in its bungalow
suburb of Maspalomas, which is quieter, leafier and easier on the eye. But Maspalomas boasts
one of the most spectacular beaches in the Canary Islands and gay visitors take full
Gay beaches tend to be quieter, more remote and less spoilt by mass tourism.
Maspalomas offers seclusion in abundance. There's a gay section of the rather windy
beachfront, but there's also a substantial gay section in the vast dunes behind it.
The sheer beauty of the dunes.
Photo: Phil Thurston.
From the lighthouse going Eastbound, the first 500 yards or so is a clothed zone. It then changes into a (heterosexual) naturist zone
as you approach Kiosk number 4. The gay naturist area begins some two or three hundred yards further on as you pass another of the Kiosks,
before the beach goes back to a general naturist, and then a clothed area, as you approach Playa Del Ingles.
The dunes are the daytime counterpoint to the Yumbo Centre, big enough for everyone to have
a dune each if they choose. Trees act as windbreaks and help create suntraps as well as
offering privacy. It's no coincidence that the gay section is adjacent to the naturist
area: both groups crave privacy and many gay men like to sunbathe naked.
After a day on the beach, many gay men make their way to the public terrace in front
of the Riu Palace Hotel in Playa del Ingles. It's a chance to see what the people from
the next sand dune look like up close and to watch the sun set behind the Maspalomas
lighthouse. Some go on to the Cita Centre for coffee and cakes at Café Wien. It's one
of the few culinary highlights of southern Gran Canaria and suggests Austrians are rather
better at patisserie than they are at politics.
After sunset, many take a disco nap to prepare for the night ahead. Dinner tends
to be late, and it's often nothing special: few restaurants in Playa del Ingles
rise above the steak and seafood mediocrity of the tourist menu.
Soon it's 10.30pm again and time to go back to the Yumbo. It offers gay bars of
every type - convivial places, cruisy ones and even bars for gay pensioners, who can
have a waltz and a schnapps at Na Und.
Bars with open-air terraces are a great way to make eye-contact or there's plenty with dark-rooms
to make other types of contact. Cruise, Strong Construction, The Cellar, Mantrix are a
few names of places you would enjoy whether you wanted to cruise or not, all have darkrooms. There's also a
sauna up on the 4th floor open daily from 4pm until 2am, which gets very busy if the weather has been bad all day.
Sauna Heroes is the largest in the Canary Islands, with Jacuzzi, Dry and Steam Sauna, Labyrinths,
28 Private Cabins, Glory Holes, Video Room with a Large Bed, a rather intriguing Motorbike Room and a Foam Room.
There's a whole selection of bars to choose from in the Yumbo Centre. Many offer cabaret shows, themed nights,
or drinks specials - Macho Macho serves European lager and plays Dutch and German traditional music;
but there's also Bar Junior; WunderBar; Bar Diamonds; Spartacus; Bar Peppermint;
Coco Loco Bar; and even a bar called Chez Funny Boy's!
While straight visitors lap up the drag cabaret at Café Labelle, gay men prefer the
leather and feathers at Centre Stage, where every night is Julie Andrews night.
Nightlife doesn't get going until around midnight, when the slicker,
more international bars start to fill up. Each pumps out the latest
Euro-hits on video.
Tubos is the first to fill, then the crowd moves around to Mykonos before reaching
the Metropole Disco after about three hours. The crowd is younger than in the downstairs
bars, with more evidence of time spent at the gym.
Beach and lighthouse of Maspalomas. Photo: Bareta.
The Hole Fetish Cruising Bar is 5 mins away from Yumbo Centre, and offers a very hot and cruisy
atmosphere and different theme parties. It is a big club on two floors with several bars, slings, lockable private cabins,
multiple adult film viewing areas, darkrooms, beds, glory holes, a fully ventilated indoor smoking area, a ‘wet area’ and lockers
to keep your valuables in.
Despite the absence - except at weekends - of Canarian men, this procession from
one bar to another is the most Spanish feature of Gran Canaria's gay nightlife.
Drinkers who linger too long in one bar will find it empties as the in-crowd moves
on. At 4am, the upper level winds down and the large disco bars on the opposite side
of the centre around XL crank up the energy.
You haven't really done gay Gran Canaria until you've been at one of the clubs until the bitter end. No wonder the
gay presence seems to melt away during the day. Gay men rarely have the best suntans
on the plane home.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Bar Diamonds (Yumbo Centre; T: +34 635 11 11 08; Website)
Bar Junior (Yumbo Centre)
Bar Peppermint (Yumbo Centre)
Café Labelle (Yumbo Centre; Website)
Café Wien (Avenida Francia, 35100 Maspalomas; T: +34 928 76 03 80)
Chez Funny Boy's (Yumbo Centre)
Coco Loco Bar (Yumbo Centre; T: +34 648 29 05 46)
Cruise (Yumbo Centre; Website)
Hotel Riu Palace Maspalomas (Avenida de Tirajana, S/N, 35100 Maspalomas; T: +34 928 76 95 00; Website)
Macho Macho (Yumbo Centre; facebook)
Mantrix (Yumbo Centre; Website)
Metropole Swimming Club (Calle Poeta Alonso Quesada, S/N, 35005 Las Palmas; T: +34 928 24 43 46; Website)
Mykonos Bar (Yumbo Centre; Website)
Na Und. (Yumbo Centre; facebook)
Sauna Héroes (Yumbo Centre; Website)
Spartacus (Yumbo Centre)
Strong Construction (Yumbo Centre; Website)
The Cellar (Yumbo Centre)
The Hole Fetish Cruising Bar (Av. de Gran Canaria, 24, 35100 San Bartolomé de Tirajana; Website)
Tubos Bar (Yumbo Centre)
WunderBar (Yumbo Centre; Website)
Yumbo Centrum (Avenida Estados Unidos, 54, 35100 Maspalomas; T: +34 928 76 41 96; Website)
S/N stands for "sin número" which means no number in the street!
Revised February 2022.