When the denizens of Bangkok want to escape to the beach on a long weekend, the resort
town of Pattaya is usually the first choice.
Located a comfortable hour and a half drive Southeast of Bangkok, Pattaya got its
start during the Vietnam war when it
became a popular "R & R" destination for servicemen stationed at the nearby U-Tapao
air base. |
Given these origins, it should come as no surprise that a flourishing
sex trade developed. It should also be no surprise that some servicemen preferred
to be serviced by men, and so probably began Pattaya's gay scene.
Although recent enhancements to Pattaya's infrastructure such as improving the water
quality and the roads have broadened Pattaya's appeal, the sex trade still flourishes.
The bar at Splash in Boyz Town surrounds a glass-sided show pool.
Many Thai governments over the years have promised to clean up Pattaya, and the
current one is no different. Their "social order" campaign has been extended to
Pattaya. While there is ample reason to be concerned about where this campaign is
headed, it has so far consisted mostly of enforcing the laws regarding closing times
(2.00am) and the minimum drinking age (20). Although gay venues have been subjected
to official inspections, they don't appear to have been singled out for special harassment.
Sunee Plaza has had some checks carried out on the ages of working boys and several
places were fined or closed as a result.
The gay scene itself is still heavily commercialised. Although there are go-go clubs
and "host" bars dotted all over town, most gay venues are located in one of two centres.
The older and easier to find is Boyz Town, located around Pattayaland Soi 3 just off
Pattaya 2 Road. You'll find two of the exclusively gay hotels here, the Ambiance and
New Cafe Royal, as well some of the few non-commercial bars where you can drink in
the scene without having to pay for the company of a host.
The New Cafe Royal is the new name for Le Cafe Royale Hotel,
the former Music Bar and Restaurant which now has a nightly Cabaret Show as well as after show Karaoke.
Castro Bar is a popular gay show bar in BoyzTown that starts with handsome guys presenting a nice swim show
in the water tank/pool and nightly cabaret drag shows by beautiful male dancers. Start the night on the terrace, and
enjoy the scene at the BoyzTown with a cool Cocktail. Khun Oil and his friendly staff offer a warm welcome.
NAB Men Club is a popular late-night gay dance club, located on Pattaya Soi 6. It features various acts on stage including
go-go dancing, ladyboy show, standup comedy, male model contest and various fashion shows.
Worth a visit is the remodelled MUZE Club which continues to
feature live bands and sexy male model shows, before it turns into a dance club for the rest of the night.
GUY club is a boy go-go bar to hang out after the bars close up, if you are not in the mood for a disco. GUY is typically open
til 3 or so. The bar is small with a small stage, usually only 2 or 3 guys dancing at a time, but they actually dance, not just shuffle around.
Nightlife on Walking Street in Pattaya.
The second cluster of venues
is Sunee Plaza further south on the opposite side of Pattaya 2 road. Senee Plaza
largely caters to those looking for "younger" companionship.
Aside from the go-go bars in Boyz Town, nightlife seems to follow a predictable pattern
here with the many boys and their admirers staggering from one venue to the next.
Most start the evening at Panorama Pub, a no-frills bar brightened by its cute clientele
and waiters, though be aware - this is Pattaya! - that almost everything is up for sale.
The terrible music is compensated for by the cheapness of the drinks and the aforementioned cuties.
Just across the street from Panorama is the hallowed Boyz, Boyz, Boyz. It's officially
a go-go bar but come midnight it seems like the whole of Pattaya's gay scene piles
in and it becomes a disco. The small dance floor is packed nightly with nubile young
things and western tourists ranging in age from 25 to almost infinity. Though age
probably wouldn't prevent even the odd dinosaur going home happy.
As most places mentioned unfortunately close at 2am due to Thailand's new found
Puritanism, people wanting to drink the night away can head from Boyz, Boyz, Boyz
across the road to New Café Royale where the hotel's piano bar hosts what must be
the kingdom's most incredibly kitsch singer. If you do happen to go, please whisper
in his ear that leather trousers were never actually in. It's a great laugh, though,
and if you're still alone at this point, you won't be for long.
THE GAY BEACH
Of course, the real reason many of us visit Pattaya is to spend some time on the
beach, allowing the fresh ocean air to clean Bangkok's pollution out of our lungs.
Thailand's only gay beach is located near Pattaya. The gay hotels in Boyz Town
like to advertise, as hotels will do, that they are "just minutes from the gay beach."
It is true that they are only about a hundred yards from Strong beach, but
they are in fact about 20 minutes from the gay beach, which is located South of
Pattaya in Jomtien.
Jomtien is a long sandy beach on the other side of a mountain that forms the headland
at the South end of Pattaya Bay. The gay section starts where the beach road turns
away from the beachfront and extends up to the Pattaya Park hotel at the base of
the mountain. The experience here is somewhat unique, combining the natural
attraction of the ocean with the ambiance of a sidewalk cafe. The beach is divided
into sections about 30 feet wide, each run by an individual concessionaire who
provides beach chairs, towels and at least some food and drinks. Our regular spot
is the section in front of Tui's Place, which is right in the middle of the gay
section and has a menu that runs from cooked breakfasts and hamburgers to all the
standard Thai dishes. They have some of the cheapest room rates anywhere, considering that
the gay beach really is less than a 30-second walk to your room.
There are also vendors wandering up and down the beach selling fresh pastries,
fruits and ice cream, as well as trinkets, newspapers henna tattoos and many other
things. In addition you'll get many offers of a traditional Thai massage from
masseuses working on the beach. These are generally licensed and appear to be safe.
Some of them also seem to promise what are euphemistically called value added services.
There are usually also some ladies offering manicures as well.
The water here is warm and relatively clean. The beach flattens out just below the
high tide line, so the sea remains quite shallow for several yards. The waves are
generally only two to three feet, so there's no surfing. Some people do swim, although
you have to keep an eye out for the odd Jet Ski or windsurfer who strays inside
the swimming area buoys.|
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Unfortunately there are no real bars along the gay beach but a great place to
enjoy a sundowner with that new friend is just a short hop away. Dick's Café
at nearby Jomtien Complex has brought a smattering of its Bangkok style to this
recently opened branch. The interior is artsy and comfortable, though most popular
is the outdoor seating and the new romantic garden setting just across the road.
Friendly service, good and cheap food, reasonably priced drinks and no hassle from
money boys ensures this is one of Pattaya's most popular gay additions.
BED & BOARD
The older and easier to find are in Boyz Town, located around Pattayaland Soi 3 just off
Pattaya 2 Road. There are some small hotels in Jomtien. If you'd like to be as close to the gay
beach as possible, I'd suggest the gay-friendly Rabbit Resort, which is right on
the beach, right in the middle of the gay section. The resort consists of several
individual cottages built in a traditional Thai style but with all the modern amenities.
If you would prefer be near the centre of the daytime action rather than staying
in far-flung Boyz Town, you really need to be in Jomtien. The Best Bed House Dong Tan Beach
is less than five minutes' walk from the gay beach and all its attractions. The
hotel's rooms are all fairly sizeable plus you can request a sea view and a double bed!
At a little over ten pounds a night this cheap and cheerful joint really does
represent excellent value and is perfectly situated. Not only that, the friendly
staff seem to have no objection to guests bringing "visitors" back to the rooms for some post-beach fun.
Pattaya does put on one of Thailand's best organized Pride festivals, with fund-raising
events held throughout the year leading up to the big bash in early December.
The festival is organised by 10 of the gay bars and clubs in the area in response to the increase in gay
tourists to Pattaya and the obvious rise in the attendance at the city's many gay venues.
Neon signs and blurred people on Walking Street.
One of the drawbacks to Pattaya is that it can be so full of westerners that you
could easily not know you're in Thailand, or even Asia. Its always nice to find
someplace where you can be reminded that you're in a culture that is very different
from your own. I recently paid a visit to a new attraction of sorts that is still
under construction just North of Pattaya.
With the extravagant name of Sanctuary of Truth, the temple-like structure
was conceived by the same rather eccentric businessman who built the Ancient City
near Bangkok. Khun Lek made a fortune importing luxury cars, he became convinced that the western
values that have heavily influenced Asia in the last 50 years has not been a particularly
good thing. In particular, he saw the rise of materialism as being highly detrimental to Asian values. The
sanctuary was built as a rather subtle reminder of the artistic and cultural heritage of Asia.
Dramatically sited on a point of the coast in Naklua, a comparatively sleepy village
abutting Pattaya to the North, construction was started about 20 years ago. One of
the many unusual things about the structure is that it's constructed entirely of wood.
A team of 250 wood carvers from northern and northeastern Thailand is at work on the
building, which is now about 70% complete. They are hopeful of completing construction
in the next five years.
Although the overall design of the sanctuary is Thai-inspired, each of the cruciform
plan's four wings is decorated with carvings in a different style, representing the
four artistic styles and philosophies present in Thailand: Hindu, Khmer, Chinese and Thai.
You won't find the Sanctuary of Truth in guidebooks or even in any of the local
tourist publications. Although visitors are welcome, they aren't actively promoted
since too many would get in the way of the construction. If you do visit, you'll
be given a guided tour although the guides don't appear to speak English very well.
Michael Holland. Courtesy www.bluway.com
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Ambiance Hotel (325/89 Pattayaland Soi 3, Pattaya Chonburi; (038) 424-099 Website)
Best Bed House Dong Tan Beach (45/16 Moo 12, Jomtien; 662-38-231386)
Boyz, Boyz, Boyz (325/91 Pattayaland Soi 3, South Pattaya; 662-38-424099)
Castro Bar (325/106-109 Pattayaland Soi 3; 66 88 193 1002; Website)
Dick's Café (413/129 Jomtien Complex, Tappraya Road, Jomtien; 662-38-252417 Website)
Guy Club (Walking Street; YouTube Video)
NAB Men Club (Pattaya Soi 6; 66 81 353 6907; facebook)
New Cafe Royale (102-5 Pattayaland Soi 3, Pattaya Chonburi; (038) 428-303 Website)
MUZE Club (80/16 Moo 9, Nongprue; 66 85 111 5442; facebook)
Panorama Pub, 244/10-11 Pattayaland Soi 3, South Pattaya; 662-38-710597 Website)
Rabbit Resort (Dong Tan Beach, Jomtien; (038) 303-303 Website)
Sanctuary Of Truth (206/2 M., Soi Na Klua 5, Pattaya City; 662-38-367815; Website)
Tui's Place Guest House (318/78 Thap Phraya Road, Moo 12, Tambon Nongprue, Jomtien; 66 38 251 432 Website)
Revised November 2017.