How ya'all doin' ya'all? OutUK correspondent Adrian Gillan rates raunchy ranchers and pumps barrels of creamy man-oil in Dallas - plus at nearby Fort Worth - down
in sexy Texas! Yeeee… ha! Like things big? Texas may be the second largest and second most populous US state; but you'd have to rank it first for friendly attitude and
beefy blokes who know how to boot-scoot 'n Stetson-swagger! Gay Dallas'll come out screaming for its annual Texas Freedom Parade
which takes place in mid-September each year, and loads of other Dallas Pride events to enjoy around that time. But why wait 'til then?
There's more depth to Dallas than a mere 70s/80s TV soap! The infamous Texas School
Book Depository is now the The Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza,
moving exhibition about the fateful day someone shot, not JR, but JFK. Sit at the window ledge and gaze down on history!
The cultured queer will also enjoy the world-class collection of art and artefacts inside Dallas Museum of Art and
Nasher Sculpture Centre & Gardens. Or enjoy a show or play in the new Dallas Arts District,
hubbed around the amazing AT&T Performing Arts Centre with its stunning Winspear Opera House and flexible Wyly Theatre!
Tour the gigantic Cowboys Stadium, at Arlington, just out west; or even pop into the
LGBT-affirmative Cathedral of Hope.
Dallas at night. Courtesy: Dallas CVB
To fill a hungry hole, saddle up at Hunky's Old Fashioned Hamburgers, slap bang on the Oaklawn gay strip; a spit-and-a-spunk away from
Slightly further afield, Babe's Chicken is a no-frills, singing-waiters bring-a-bottle Dallas institution with freshly baked biscuits to die for.
Or for something more classy, fine-dine at Central 214, at swish 70s retro-style lair, Hotel Palomar; or at
Eddie V's prime seafood joint.
BOP 'N BOOZE
Dallas' main asset is its flamboyant, friendly, direct and sexy people! And that amazing Texan accent! So head straight for the Oaklawn scene, mainly along and off Cedar Springs Road!
After you've browsed all the gay boy-toy stores then you can gawp at the gay-thronging Ilume apartment complex or its sister Ilume Park.
Then crawl from bar-to-bar amongst a clutch within mere staggering range. Hole up at Round-Up - arguably the most friendly and
distinctively Texan queer joint in town! Then gawp at the jocks busy flexing their pecs in sports, video and karaoke bar, Woody's; get
lost in crowds at sprawling, stylish, newly-renovated bar-club with upper street-view balcony, JR's, next to lush lesbian-haunt
Sue Ellen's. Try Alexandre's for
live music and TMC - The Mining Company for cruising.
A tad off-strip, check-out the cheery, chatty Pekers;
tucked-away, tiny tinny Tin Room, with yet more podium dancers; dark 'n cruisy leather 'n Levis,
Eagle; or, down south in the Bishop Arts
District, friendly Barbara's Pavilion, an earthy off-scene joint that only
locals seem to know about.
For dancing, hit vibrant, unpretentious cross-borders Mexican club, Kaliente; or try
largest regular gay club, with buzzing young crowd - complete with Rose Room cabaret venue,
a favourite of Lady Gaga, no less!
Dallas Pride takes place each year on a Saturday and Sunday in mid-September. The Festival in the Park is held in Reverchon Park on the Saturday and includes community
and merchant vendor booths, pet adoptions, entertainment, kids zone, teen zone and a full day of fun!
On the Sunday it's the Alan Ross Texas Freedom Parade, named in honour of the long time
Executive Director of the Dallas Tavern Guild. The parade normally steps off in the afternoon and travels down Cedar Springs Road from Wycliff Avenue to Turtle Creek Blvd.
Away form the bustle, gay-wooing Crowne Plaza Hotel Market Center
offers comfortable rooms, and an excellent restaurant. Alternatively, nearer the gay scene, try the massive, arty, high-end
WELL WORTH IT!
Only a sun-crazed farm-hand would visit Dallas and not head a short ride due west to the cowboy-and-culture hub that is Fort Worth - one-time frontier garrison town for
naughty 'pioneer' pluck 'n plunder!
Stay at the massive, luxurious downtown Omni Fort Worth.
Breakfast, or even a spot of lunch, must mean Paris Coffee House
or the meaty patio of the Woodshed Smokehouse, on the banks of the Trinity River.
Grab some pre-dinner cocktails at hip GRACE,
then hit the veranda at much-lauded Ellerbe's Fine Foods, for freshest local and seasonal ingredients found in elegant, innovative and tasty farm-to-table cuisine.
Stockyards Historic District.
Courtesy: Fort Worth CVB
Just north of centre, the Stockyards National Historic District brims with sights, sounds and smells from the Old West, including
saloons, the Texas Cowboy Hall of Fame, and the Fort Worth Herd twice-daily cattle
drive - commemorating the old drive north to sell cattle in the markets up/out West. Don't miss Billy Bob's - the world's
largest (6000 capacity) "honky-tonk", brimming with pool tables, souvenir shop, bull riding arena, over 30 bar stations and a restaurant. Also check-out the rodeo
at the Cowtown Coliseum every Friday and Saturday. On foot, Heritage Trails historically
guide you around other parts of town.
Fort Worth Cultural District boasts several world-class museums, all within walking distance - most notably the Kimbell Art Museum, "America's
best small museum", home to Michelangelo's first painting, amongst countless other masterpieces, plus amazing temporary collections; and the
Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth, stunningly housing the second largest collection of modern and contemporary American and European art in the US.
It's just 10 minutes from the Fort Worth Stockyards to Sundance Square, the downtown entertainment district brimming with shops, restaurants, theatres and galleries. Catch a show at
dazzling new Bass Performance Hall, or at little brother, the McDavid Studios.
Fort Worth Opera Festival and the gay film fest, Q Cinema run every year in May or June.
Fort Worth Stockyards at night - Photo: typhoonski
Check out Fort Worth's two buzzing gay bar-clubs - Reflections; and
Rainbow, itself the subject of a 2009 dramatic Outrageous Police Raid Documentary!
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Alexandre's (4026 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-559-0720; Website)
AT&T Performing Arts Center (2403 Flora St, Dallas; T: +1 214-880-0202; Website)
Babe's Chicken Dinner House (1006 W Main St, Carrollton; T: +1 972-245-7773; Website)
Barbara's Pavillion (325 Centre St, Dallas; T: +1 214-941-2145; facebook)
Bass Performance Hall (525 Commerce St, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-212-4280; Website)
Billy Bob's Texas (2520 Rodeo Plaza, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-624-7117; Website)
Black-eyed Pea (4000 Bagpiper Way Suite 150, Arlington; T: +1 817-467-9555; Website)
Cathedral of Hope (5910 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-351-1901; Website)
Club Reflection (604 S Jennings Ave, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-870-8867; facebook)
Coffee House Cafe (6150 Frankford Rd, Dallas; T: +1 972-232-2333; Website)
Cowtown Coliseum (121 E Exchange Ave, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-625-1025; Website)
Crowne Plaza Dallas Downtown (1015 Elm St, Dallas; T: +1 214-742-5678; Website)
Dallas Cowboys AT&T Stadium (1 AT&T Way, Arlington; T: +1 817-892-4000; Website)
Dallas Eagle (525 S Riverfront Blvd, Dallas; T: +1 469-589-6969; Website)
Dallas Museum of Art (1717 N Harwood St, Dallas; T: +1 214-922-1200; Website)
Dallas Pride (1300 Robert B Cullum Blvd, Dallas; Website)
Dallas Pride Alan Ross Texas Freedom Parade (3809 Grand Ave, Dallas; T: +1 214-670-8400; Website)
Dallas Pride Festival in the Park (3809 Grand Ave, Dallas; T: +1 214-670-8400; Website)
Dallas Woody's (4011 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-520-6629; Instagram)
Eddie V's Prime Seafood (4023 Oak Lawn Ave Suite 100, Dallas; T: +1 214-890-1500; facebook)
Ellerbe Fine Foods (1501 W Magnolia Avenue, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-926-3663; Website)
Fort Worth Heritage Trails (Fort Worth Chamber of Commerce; T: +1 817-338-3330; Website)
Fort Worth Opera (1612 Summit Ave Suite 202, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-731-0833; Website)
Fort Worth Stockyards (131 E Exchange Ave, Fort Worth; T: +1 800-433-5747; Website)
GRACE (777 Main St, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-877-3388; Website)
Hilton Anatole (2201 N Stemmons Fwy, Dallas; T: +1 214-748-1200; Website)
Hotel Palomar (5300 E. Mockingbird Lane Dallas; T: +1 214-520-7969; Website)
Hunky's Old Fashioned Hamburgers (3930 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-522-1212; Website)
Ilume (4123 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-520-0588; Website)
Ilume Park (3109 Douglas Ave, Dallas; T: +1 214-219-3100; Website)
JR's Bar & Grill (3923 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-528-1004; Website)
Kaliente (4350 Maple Ave, Dallas; T: +1 214-520-6676; facebook)
Kimbell Art Museum (3333 Camp Bowie Blvd, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-332-8451; Website)
McDavid Studio / Van Cilburn Bass Hall (301 E 5th St, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-212-4280; Website)
Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth (3200 Darnell St, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-738-9215; Website)
Nasher Sculpture Center (2001 Flora St, Dallas; T: +1 214-242-5100; Website)
North Texas LGBT Chamber (1201 Throckmorton Street, Fort Worth; Website)
Omni Fort Worth Hotel (1300 Houston St, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-535-6664; Website)
Pekers (2615 Oak Lawn Ave, Dallas; T: +1 214-528-3333; Website)
Q Cinema (1300 Gendy #217. Fort Worth; Website)
Rainbow Lounge (651 S Jennings Ave, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-744-7723 facebook and Documentary)
Round-Up Saloon (3912 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-522-9611; Website)
Rose Room (3911 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-526-7171; Website)
Station 4 (3911 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-526-7171; Website)
Sue Ellen's (3014 Throckmorton St, Dallas; T: +1 214-559-0707; Website)
Sundance Square (425 Houston Street, Suite 250, Fort Worth; Website)
Texas Cowboy Hall of Fame (2515 Rodeo Plaza, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-626-7131; Website)
The Sixth Floor Museum at Dealey Plaza (411 Elm St, Dallas; T: +1 214-747-6660; Website)
Tin Room (2514 Hudnall St, Dallas; T: +1 214-526-6365; facebook)
TMC - The Mining Company (3903 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas; T: +1 214-614-6018; Website)
Visit Forth Worth (1201 Throckmorton Street, Fort Worth; Website)
White Elephant Saloon (106 E Exchange Ave, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-624-8273; Website)
Woodshed Smokehouse (3201 Riverfront Dr, Fort Worth; T: +1 817-877-4545; Website)
Revised November 2023.