You can keep the Cape! OutUK correspondent Adrian Gillan enjoys the buzzing cultural pulse and scene in Johannesburg, South Africa's biggest and most vibrant city.
Home to 3 million, urban Johannesburg - South Africa's largest city and its economic powerhouse - is often neglected by tourists and rather unjustly. 'Joburg'
or just plain 'Jozi' is also nicknamed 'Egoli', meaning "place of gold", since 40% of Earth's gold comes from here. It's also a cultural goldmine too,
brimming with top museums, theatres and restaurants - plus 'gay gold' and queer culture in its scene and prides.
SA has one of the most pro-LGBT constitutions in the world, allowing gay marriage and more. That said, attitudes can lag laws so, as ever, beware. More generally,
dress down, like the locals, and avoid rough or isolated areas, especially at night.
Johannesburg skyline. Courtesy: South Africa Tourism.
Moreover, HIV is still a widespread issue here, so play extra safe.
Visas are not needed for Brits on trips of up to 90 days. £1 = 23 rand approx, and will stretch far. Time difference: GMT +2 hrs, so no jet lag!
Best weather: November to March, known as the Southern Summer.
One of the best ways to see Johannesburg city centre is to use a guide company such as moafrikatours.
Their local, knowledgeable, friendly and hyper-enthusiastic team offer a range of tours, on foot and using public transport, including the often hidden architectural gems in the
high-rise CBD (Central Business District) in downtown. Neighbouring Gold Reef City is one of Africa's largest theme/fun parks, hubbed around a real 19th Century gold mine.
Lunch at the luxury Four Seasons Hotel, with its fab lofty terraced poolside eatery, before touring
Constitution Hill, site of a former jail that once housed Gandhi and Mandela - plus SA's Constitutional Court.
Enjoy the Origin Centre, for insights into the biological and cultural evolution of humans, not
least via ancient cave and rock art.
Hang out in buzzing Nelson Mandela Square, in the northern Sandton district or you can
pay a visit to the chic Gallery District in Parktown North; or a hunt for unique furnishings in the Design Quarter.
The Walter Sisulu National Botanical Garden is a garden and nature reserve that's home to an abundance of wildlife including more than 240 bird species.
Nelson Mandela Square at night. Photo: homeh.
Check out the Montecasino leisure area too.
At Liliesleaf Farm, anti-Apartheid leaders - including Nelson Mandela and Walter Sisulu - plotted strategy, many being
subsequently tried for treason following a police raid. 200-hectare Lion and Safari Park is the drive-through home to prides of lions - you
can even touch and pet some hand-reared cubs that have been rejected by their mums. Also visit the Lesedi African Lodge & Cultural Village
- a cluster of typical traditional villages, showcasing tribal dance and customs, plus scrummy food at its excellent buffet restaurant.
Home of our ancestors, the fascinating 47,000-hectare Cradle of Humankind World Heritage Site
tells its 4 million years old story via fossils found here. Don't miss its award-winning Visitor Interpretation Centre at Maropeng or its world-famous Sterkfontein Caves.
SOWETO (ie SOuth WEst TOwn)
Down Soweto way, Africa's largest stadium, Soccer City, hosted the last World Cup final and offers tours all-week-round. Lunch at thronging Sakhumzi - with its tasty, healthy buffet - on
famous Vilakazi Street, right next to Bishop Tutu's house. Ascend Orlando Towers, former cooling vents, for fab views, or even a Bungee Jump!
Visit the Walter Sisulu Square of Dedication, where the historic 1955 Congress of the People took place, resulting in the signing of the Freedom Charter - precursor to SA's current constitution.
The Mandela Family House is where Mandela and family lived in the 1960s, before he went to prison - ace tours; and
brimming with memorabilia. The nearby Hector Pieterson Memorial & Museum graphically documents the history of the 1976 Soweto Uprisings.
Take a preconception-shattering bicycle tour with Lebo's Soweto Backpackers around friendly Soweto, with a local guide - including some of the, thankfully now few, remaining 'informal' (shanty) settlements.
TO BOOZE 'N BOP
Joburg might not be quite as much a gay destination as its southern sister Cape Town. They do however have two pride festivals each year:
Johannesburg Pride in mid-October and Soweto Pride in late September.
There are also fine gay venues are scattered around town, including
Liquid Blue in 7th Street, Melville which is a very friendly, stylish lounge and restaurant.
For a really great night there's Babylon Bar in the Oxford Centre, Oxford Road, Illovo which has some sexy dancer boys and the bar is especially busy on Fridays.
Johannesburg by night. Courtesy: South Africa Tourism.
Underground Club 30 30 via Club 40 40 in the Bezuidenhout Valley towards the end of each week host some varied live performances. Divasontheloose on
Thursdays, Epic on Fridays and a night called Heat at the weekend.
Ratz Bar Melville is a cocktail bar popular with the LGBT+ crowd which makes it an iconic and inclusive safe space filled with good vibes,
food and music to match. Karaoke nights Wednesdays and Sundays are worth trying.
The GAY Club Boksburg offers one of the best Gay night club experiences. It's open Saturday Nights from 8pm on the corner of North Rand Rd &
Gibb Rd, Boksburg. They often have events and dress up parties and their regular foam baths are legendary. The music is always good with guest DJs on
some nights. Not far away in Kingfisher Ave, Sunward Park you'll find People Like Us Pub And Venue. It's a gay pub and entertainment venue
with many live performances and regular drag shows.
The Factory is known as one of the best sleaze venues in Joburg. They a have a dark maze, lounge area, large bar, and other fun rooms that make
it a perfect playground for other like-minded men. The crowd is usually gay men mid 30s+. If you are looking for some adult fun in your birthday suit,
this is a perfect place to start.
The Rec Room is one of two notable male saunas. It's in the Phoenix Centre, juction of Malibongwe Drive & Tungsten Drive, in Randburg ands is the largest
and busiest mens steam room in Johannesburg. Expect high standards of hygiene and a promotion of healthy lifestyles in a safe and secure environment
for gay and bisexual men. They have themed nights and specials running every week. There's a fully licenced bar, large steam room, two video lounges
and a large indoor jacuzzi as well as an outside, open-air garden.
The other place to steam up Thursdays to Sundays is Furaha Ya Wanaume Bathhouse for Men. It's in Lower Ross St, New Doornfonte and there's a steam room, sauna, jacuzzi,
a bar, private room and TV lounge. Just the place where you can relax and meet other guys after a long day out or make use their gym or enjoy a male deep
Ten Bompas Hotel is a secluded boutique affair in leafy Rosebank, NW of centre, full of understated luxury; with top-notch eatery.
Faircity Quatermain Hotel is an Anglo-styled hotel in the exclusive North Sandton area, complete with pool, sedate old-world lounges and an ab fab French-focused bistro, Sel et Poivre.
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK
Babylon Bar (198 Oxford Rd, Illovo, Sandton; Website)
Butcher Shop & Grill (Sandown, Sandton; T: +27 11 784 8676; Website)
Constitution Hill (11 Kotze St; T: +27 11 381 3100; Website)
Cradle of Humankind (Paleoanthropological site about 50 km northwest of Johannesburg, in the Gauteng province; T: +27 14 577 9000; Website)
Design Quarter (William Nicol Dr & Leslie Ave, Magaliessig, Sandton; T: +27 11 467 5152; Website)
Faircity Quatermain Hotel (60 West Rd S, Morningside; T: +27 11 290 0900; Website)
Furaha Ya Wanaume Bathhouse for Men (33 Lower Ross St, New Doornfontein; T: +27 66 356 0220; Website)
Four Seasons Hotel The Westcliff (67 Jan Smuts Ave, Westcliff; T: +27 11 481 6000; Website)
Gold Reef City (Northern Pkwy & Data Cres, Ormonde 99-Ir; T: +27 11 248 5000; Website)
Johannesburg Pride (Website)
Lebo's Soweto Backpackers (10823A Pooe St, Orlando, Soweto; T: +27 11 936 3444; Website)
Lesedi African Lodge & Cultural Village (R512, Lanseria, Gauteng; T: +27 82 523 4539 or +27 71 507 1447; Website)
Liliesleaf Farm (7 George Ave, Rivonia; T: +27 11 803 7882)
Lion and Safari Park (R512, Lanseria Rd, Broederstroom; T: +27 87 150 0100; Website)
Liquid Blue (8 7th St, Melville; facebook)
Mandela House (8115 Vilakazi St & Ngakane St, Orlando West; T: +27 11 936 7754; Website)
Montecasino (Montecasino Boulevard, Fourways; T: +27 11 510 7000; Website)
Origins Centre Museum (Yale Rd & Enoch Sontonga Avenue; T: +27 11 717 4700; Website)
Orlando Power Station (Chris Hani Rd, Klipspruit 318-Iq; T: +27 71 674 4343; Website)
People Like Us Pub And Venue (343 Kingfisher Ave, Sunward Park, Boksburg; facebook)
Ratz Bar Melville (9 7th St, Melville; T: +27 11 482 2414; facebook)
Sakhumzi Restaurant (6980 Vilakazi St, Orlando West, Soweto; T: +27 11 536 1379; Website)
Soweto Pride (facebook)
Ten Bompas Hotel (10 Bompas Rd, Dunkeld West; T: +27 11 325 2442; Website)
The Factory (6 6th St, New Doornfontein; T: +27 83 965 2227; Website)
The GAY Club Boksburg (North Rand Rd &, Gibb Rd, Driefontein 85-Ir, Boksburg; T: +27 81 543 5588; Twitter)
The Rec Room (Shop No 1, Phoenix Centre Malibongwe Drive & Tungsten Drive Union Tiles Complex, Ferndale, Randburg; T: +27 11 792 1288; Website)
Underground Club 30 30 via Club 40 40 (25 Broad way road, Bezuidenhout Valley; T: +27 73 128 3377; facebook)
Walter Sisulu National Botanical Garden (Malcolm Rd, Poortview, Roodepoort; Website)
Revised September 2023.